The elusive 2:1

I have 2 more exams next week. And have only covered 2 out of the 12 topics i need to revise for, half of em, i barely touched in the semester. But I've been studying for three hours and am bored out of my wits. It is significantly more productive studying in the library than in my room with facebook and the internet, which is why after going for breakfast in about 15 mins, i shall head for the library.

But in the meantime, i realise the 2:1 I need for getting a decent vacation attachment next year which would hopefully lead to alot of money post graduation, and subsequently a life of comfort, riches and beautiful women(whose absence in my life this semester is rather jarring), is rather elusive.

Which is cause for me to work harder. So the library it is... And the library can get rather fun, especially when your brain gets fried after hours on end of looking blankly at cases. Consider the following...

Matt: I was thinking i'd get with M that night.
Me: ah, but she ain't that fit is she?
Matt: I know, but you wouldn't mind would you
Me: ah, i know, but she's more of a tuna sandwhich, not a cheeseburger you really wanna sink your teeth into.

laughter, then a pause, to which we both turn our attention to this really fit girl strolling towards us.

Me: Now that's a cheese burger.


Sami/Kurt: Yea, Diplock is having a go at Denning again.
Random year 2: Yea, those two are always at it. I reckon Denning shagged his wife.


Matt: Fuck. I'm cold.
Soph: But you're sitting on the radiator.
Matt: Yea, my ass is warm, but the rest of me is cold.

Oh yea, the scandalous confessions you get to hear there as well:

X: My mum made me clean a stain in the drawer.
Y: What?
X: It's the computer room, and only i use it. And I had a wank in it cause I couldn't go on the floor.
Y: Fucking hell mate.
X: Yea, i had to clean my wall as well after my mum pulled my bed away from it and spotted a similar yellowish stain there.

X: I'm not touching Parliamentary accountability
Y: Why not mate? It's really easy, just debates, question time and stuff.
X: Because I did not attend the tutorial
Y: Why not?
X: I was getting a blowjob
Y: Who???

To which the answer to the question I am not at liberty to divulge. Good times.